it was midnight.
the second era, the age of chaos, had begun.
halidor. 25+ wizard.
screenarcher. destroyer of skybabies. classic elder scrolls elitist. partially recovered internet extremist. known for posting images on twitter.
hal is short for halidor, which is the name of my shitty wizard persona. the name initially came from HAL 9000, but it's since branched from there.i am an enigmatic wizard who is very good at doing things poorly. i have been modding tes games since i could get over my fear of the ninja monkeys, and have basically made liking tes my entire personality. i like tacky wizards, breaking skyrim, and bullying eso stans. i've been called a dirty lorebeard online more times than i care to admit, and i'm also one of those kirkbride enthusiasts your mother told you to stay away from.i have played and completed every single elder scrolls game at least once. i also own a physical copy of each game. except battlespire, although i will undoubtedly find one someday and spend an inordinate amount of money on it. i absolutely spent an inordinate amount of money on battlespire.besides tes, i thoroughly enjoy dark souls, DOOM, wolfenstein, classic call of duty, star wars, star trek, mass effect, and H.P. lovecraft.i don't even like skyrim.
the faq no one asked for
Q: can you give me your (retexture, skin texture, outfit, preset, mod, ect)?
A: no. it's my stuff, and i don't want other people to have it. i don't care if that sounds bratty. it's my shit, i made it, and i'm tired of people begging for it.Q: can i pay you to make my oc in skyrim and send me the files?
A: for legal reasons, no. sorry chiefQ: what skin textures do you use?
A: i make them myself by mashing up like a million other textures and stock images. every single one of my characters has a unique texture set. however, i highly recommend ALT2, Matureskin, GCO, Dizona Body, and the Unfinished Sam Textures.Q: what's your mod list? / can you recommend me some mods?
A: i genuinely could not tell you even if i really wanted to. i have so many mods that i've merged together, changed or otherwise ruined them beyond comprehension that i can no longer tell you exactly what mod is which. i use a heavily modified PRT ENB, i highly recommend ALT2, and usually use BHUNP or HIMBO for body replacers. sometimes SMBB. high poly head, EFM, EFA, and NIOPA override are hard requirements for screenarchers imo.
Q: can you teach me how to mod/retexture/how to fix this issue i'm having?
A: fucking happily. please shoot me a dm on twitter and i will be happy to show you how i do shit. information sharing is the best kind of caring.Q: can you do (thing) for me because i'm a lazy piece of shit?
A: no.Q: where did you get [mod] from?
A: probably the bowels of hell, if not the nexus front page. or i just made it myself. you are welcome to ask in my twitter dms for specifics.
Q: what is your favorite tes game?
A: morrowind. i only like arena in theoryQ: who is your favorite tes character?
A: therana. i like her a normal amountQ: why don't you like skyrim?
A: game bad + ratio
